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Hey , can i buy you a book?


You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores ? Like if i’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me , there is a better chance of that working out in their favour !

"It’s called Alpha. Stop calling it fish."
-Pre- Calculus Teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)


trying to start homework but you kinda just


(Source: kanyeahwest, via they-call-me-captain)

"She may love you. She probably does. She probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what she’s doing about it, and what she’s doing about it is nothing. And if she’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

I really want you to see this, and just understand.  (via onefitmodel)

This is exactly it. Exactly.

(via pearl-of-grace)

Why I left

(via classicalepicurean)

(Source: a-quiet-old-soul, via kelseyylauren)

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts